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i just realized how much i love this photo [Nov. 25th, 2009|11:08 am]

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Originally uploaded by enigmatic_enema
and I'm coming home for christmas... I didn't get to go last year, so this feels like the most amazing blessing.

Plus my mom is coming to visit next week because of a crazy seat sale. Round trip from Vancouver for like $350... crazy? yes.

feeling a bit better about not working. going through flickr and looking at all my photos. Realizing that it's ok that I'm not pro, but I can still take photos regardless (especially because it makes me happy).

Hope you're all blessed.
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indian food last night [Nov. 22nd, 2009|10:38 am]
i'm a wimp when it comes to spicy food. thankfully there are mango lassis.

then we watched a movie that had mr. bean in it. I can't take him serious as an actor (rowan atkinson), thankfully this movie didn't require him to act seriously. I think it was called 'keeping mum'... weird weird weird
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niagara falls to see my brother. [Nov. 21st, 2009|01:14 pm]
i went and saw his first home game. they won. eric played like 9 minutes.

i lost my job though, i caught her looking for a new nanny. oh well. I still have some part time work. I just have to look for some temporary fill in kind of stuff.

Shot apostle of hustle on thursday night at lee's palace. I really liked the openers, snowblink, but they asked for the lighting to be turned down, so my shots didn't work well. Plus, the new lens is amazing. I love L series!
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good laughs all morning [Oct. 18th, 2009|03:25 pm]
my picks from texts from last night


(407): Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."

(480): They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."

608): Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her

(313): you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.

(512): We need to rekindle our bromance

(949): you made cement angels. it was a great sight.

(979): I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed

(630): I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips

(860): Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.

(221): I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.

(609): friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.

(401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

(541): my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

(717): hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands

(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911

(410): so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero

(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.

(720): o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

419): just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked

(434): why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
(540): you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.

(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
(1-508): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets

(850): Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
(850): I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

(315): So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.

(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.

(770): I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti

(954): you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now

(613): I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.

(704): One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+

(386): after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.

(773): Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal

(970): I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.

(817): Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
(1-817): You weighed it?

(315): Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love

(215): he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles

(480): Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.

(978): Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.

(334): I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.

(562): Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.

(407): this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.

(757): I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"

(315): he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
(607): what a beautiful fairy tale

(205): woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
(1-205): yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....

(206): Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.

(337): I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.

(317): Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow

(215): yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
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school bus o dreams... [Sep. 26th, 2009|12:27 pm]
Put Elmer’s glue all over my hands and peeled it off like it was my skin. I did this in front of my five-year-old and he lost his shit. IMMD.

Yesterday I told my dead-beat dad that no, we can’t be facebook friends. IMMD.

My 13 year old niece convinced my parents to adopt two kittens instead of one by means of a PowerPoint presentation. IMMD.

from one of the websites i'm enjoying, it made my day

the others?

what the f picture is unrelated

graph jams

awkward family photos

yeah...
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and you will know us by the trail of dead [Sep. 24th, 2009|08:26 pm]

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yeah.

just when i think my job is stable, then it becomes not stable. man. sucks. bah.

in other news, i think i'll be able to go back to BC for christmas!
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i love old people, and taking their photos [Sep. 20th, 2009|11:10 am]
at weddings, i usually stick to the old and the new... people that is. i love babies, kids and old folks.

yeah.

i saw back to the future for the first time last night. i rather enjoyed it. it came out the year i was born, and i had seen clips of it, but never saw it in its entirety. cool eh?
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stroopwaffles! [Sep. 8th, 2009|10:43 pm]
ug... i have yet to post for all of august. i have a post that i wrote most of, but i need to finish it.

yeah. but i'm hot. especially when i'm holding this dutch pastry/thing.
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I've watched this so many times... REMIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Jul. 14th, 2009|09:09 am]


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post of newness [Jul. 12th, 2009|09:28 pm]
  • I've been watching Boston Public, from the beginning. I downloaded it all, and oh man, it's great. Reminds me of Mrs. Poulin in high school
  • Still jobless. Interview tomorrow, and I had one before, but yeah... getting desperate.
  • i went to freedomize tonight and saw todd cantelon. it's been a long time... he called us toronto hipsters
  • i like school supplies.
  • i'll be camping three times this summer
  • i heard a really good pirate story today. This little kid, he's two, and his mom put some pirate pyjamas on him at night, and in the morning he started screaming, and his mom said that he was afraid of the pyjamas.
  • we're having a fondue party here on friday. it should be fun.
  • i've been playing nintendo in my spare time. i have plenty of spare time, so yeah... i should probably be more productive with this time, but it's hard to be motivated.
  • i need some dinner soon.
  • Lisa the knitter, and I, will probably be hanging out tomorrow. We'll probably do some guest spots on each other's blogs. just for fun.
  • the bathroom is kinda dirty. i should clean it.
  • this episode of boston public has whitney houston in it. It's the season finale for season 3. i love this episode.
  • another good show is called The IT crowd. here's one of my favorite clips from it.
    i had a bit of a tumble... )
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Nadine was laid off... [Jul. 4th, 2009|07:34 pm]

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Originally uploaded by enigmatic_enema
Yeah, i rode a horse today. It was fun. and i don't have a job anymore. i loved that family.

boo-urns.
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fun fun fun [May. 30th, 2009|09:41 pm]
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getting a new lens tomorrow!!! [May. 29th, 2009|11:08 pm]
yes. it's true.

i only seem to shoot with prime lenses. perhaps i'm tricky like that.

also i called my grandma today. i've been busy and haven't sent her any postcards lately. i miss her.

oh, and i'm glad i'm not living in the basement portion of the building, as there was a robbery. someone stole all the laptops and ipods in their apartment. sucks.
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blah... [May. 28th, 2009|08:39 pm]
i've just about finished a tub of ben and jerry's. groaaaaaan.

rain... there is plenty. yes.

this weekend should be good. laundry, and... that's probably it.maybe some nice weather. oh, and i think i'm getting a new lens tomorrow, as i'm helping shoot a wedding next weekend.

that is all.

smooch
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but i am not... [May. 26th, 2009|07:22 am]
off to work. love being a nanny with a baby. there's nothing like tickling a chubby tummy and making him laugh.

when he does something bad (throws his bottle on the floor or whatever), he claps! to show that he knows he has done something bad and he likes it. smart kid!

yeah.
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blogging from flickr [May. 24th, 2009|07:30 pm]
i'm becoming obsessed with how many people view my photos on a daily basis. it's very horrible. but i'm really happy with how these photos worked out with lindsay... she's such a natural model...
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blarg [May. 7th, 2009|09:28 pm]
tired. i've been working on this mother's day project, and it's not even for my own mom. i'm making this really amazing thing, and i don't think she's ever read my blog, but I don't want to give away the details just yet!

yeah. tired. i think i'll go to bed now.
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yes. oh yes. [May. 3rd, 2009|02:37 pm]

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Originally uploaded by enigmatic_enema
yes, i'm still alive. i had my birthday, and i still need to email lisa *b*eef back.

i'm a nanny. i don't know if i ever posted that i got the job. i love it. certain parts are tricky, and i come home crying. it's kinda sad sometimes. but i'm doing a really cool mother's day present with the kids, although I have to think of something for my own mom...
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nadine is posting? [Apr. 10th, 2009|07:10 pm]
  • went to the zoo with eric today, andrea drove us and came with! it was great! eric has some sort of magic touch, where the animals will come closer when he calls them. weird, but made for some great picture opportunities.
  • also had beaver tails!  a canadian treat i believe... or maybe just an ontario thing, but very very good
  • and tonight we'll go to the raptors game!


oh, things have happened in the past month as well.
  • got the iphone
  • new roommate coming in!
  • eric's friends coming over for the night (from BC, eric was supposed to come too)
  • gave my two week's notice at blacks!
  • interviewed for a nannying job
  • ate an entire tub of frosting (i was weak... )
  • did other things randomly

it's been really nice to visit with my brother. i sure like having him around.
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it's kind of cold in my room. odd. [Mar. 23rd, 2009|10:25 pm]
i worked today. but that usually happens everyday.

i've been meaning to do laundry for the past couple days, and i keep putting it off, every single day. it's getting bad.

today i swear, i think my roommate heard my alarm go off, and then ran to the bathroom, so she could use the shower before me. I didn't get to dry my hair, because she took like half an hour. I really didn't plan for that.

that's all
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